We are now onboard the Queen Mary crossing the Atlantic at a leisurely pace on our way to England. There are no ports of call on the way, making it rather poor fodder for the blog. However there are a few interesting people (interesting to look at anyway) on board.

So this seems the perfect time to bring back the passenger of the week. And what better way to start than with Wayne.

Wayne, I quickly found out, has never seen a rhinestone he didn’t like, a shade of pink he didn’t want to wear, or a camera he didn’t want to pose for.

But more to the point – does he remind you of anyone?

Somebody you have seen very recently.

Just look at that mouth………………..

and cast your mind back to Angela, the Queen of Howard Beach.

Separated at birth?

But Wayne grew up to be a lot classier ………….I think!